I was DJ'ing a gig on Saturday night and I made a new best friend. It was a mobile gig, so as I was setting up some guy comes up to me and starts talking to me about DJ'ing. I gave him short answers to let him know that I was busy setting up my system. As I started DJ'ing he kept coming "in the DJ booth" Which was basically a table in the corner of a restaurant. Resting his drink on the table with my gear. He was standing so close to me that I kept bumping in to him while trying to mix. Then he was asking me how do I know what buttons and knobs to turn.... telling me he wants to learn how to DJ. Then he started asking if I have certain songs... I told him I didn't. His response was "How could you not have it? That is one of the hottest songs... Tiesto was playing it." Then he kept coming back in the booth and started fist pumping and screaming whenever I played a good song. At which point I was about to lose my temper and punch him.
I decided to get even. It turns out his girlfriend was there. He was not paying attention to her, as he was too busy hanging out at the DJ booth. I then told one of my single friends who she was.... the girl standing around all alone and uncomfortable because her idiot boyfriend was hanging out with the DJ. He started flirting and dancing with her. She ended up going home with my friend. He went home by himself.