a traktor pro release tip for NI

if NI would now already release the traktor pro manual people can start read it

and then when it's released a lot of questions won't be asked because everybody read the manual :lol:

please say ai if you agree

 

Ai.

There should also be a little quiz on the front page of the forum based on things mentioned througout the new manual which you have to complete correctly BEFORE you can ask a question. That way people would have to Read The F*cking Manual before posting. Bit like a driving test...

Half the posts on this forum are from people (including me) saying "read the f*cking manual then ask questions"

(this is a joke.... or is it?)

Thing is if they do this they will spoil the suprise on 1st November and as Mods have already said they cant answer more questions its not gonna happen.

 

lol, all of the regs on here need to brace themselves come Nov 1st

All of the new features combined with any bugs are really going to get these boards rolling for a bit!

 

Yeah its been a bit too quiet here for far too long anyways.

Phil

 

Yea...what would mods like PhilL do without the no0bs?

 

Hey I don't try to be an Tool / Hole all the time, But sometimes the buttons do get pressed.

 

PhilL i tried to press the button but it didnt work. I havent looked in the manual or done search. Where is the button and will it be in the new PRO version.

Will there be coloured buttons im bored of black and will my updated buttons be a FREE update to people who dont own any buttons. The NI shop says the buttons will be available on 1st November. Will this include the DEMO buttons...

*gets passport and flys quickly to remote island where PhilL cant find him*

 

But what you don't realize is that Traktors Kung Fu is so powerful now that even though you could not press or see the button, (which btw, is a just patented lovely black shade of invisible) the function you want whatever it was, was performed or not performed depending on what you may or may-not have needed. The Pro version may or may not have buttons depending on your needs. The buttons will indeed be colored in all possible black shades of invisible. The text on the buttons (all you randomist exastenstalists) will be pleased to smell, will be random words from the Oxford Dictionary. Where the word won't fit on the button, random syllables will be used and anything left over will be put on other buttons. There will be free nothingness which can used to overlay your $4990.00 Euro investment in invisible random buttons. Demo buttons will be avail when hell freezes over, which this year I'm told will be Nov 3rd. You can search for "DEMO iguanna" on the blank invisible video to learn less; just goto www Dot Slash Dot slash COM DOT slash DOT CoM - all one word, Lower Case except for the ones that aren't black and its case sensitive.... well the numbers are anyway.

Now heads for remote undisclosed island for a joiint round of heavy drinking and Noob Disembowlment. I hope you brought enough noobs Cos I gotz lotz of beer mmmmm IPA mmm Kapittel...


Phil

 

tis sounds a bit like an Audi car which has a million options and 12 grey collours to choose from

 

*joins PhilL and Karlos for some brewskies*

 

Hey grab us another 6 pack of Noobs as you come past the fridge would ya plz?

Phil

 

And another plate of crab cakes whilst your there.

 

What about the cheese I want cheese with a cocktail stick please

 

Fresh outta cock tails sorry... Chesse We gotz plenty of. And watch out for those bloody crabs too. The little barstids can jump 3 friggin feet and if they land on yer hooligans look out! You're in for rough nights itchin. Why anyone would want a cake made with those little barstids in it is beyond me! Gimme pig on a stick any time.

Phil

 

Noobs actually gives me the illusion of having mastered a higher skill of something... Never mind, pass the ***** please.

 

ai