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iMac performance claims a fudge-The new Intel-based iMac G5 is not much faster than i

Discussion in 'General DJ Forum' started by kaaos, Jan 24, 2006.

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  1. Dj Hobbes

    Dj Hobbes NI Product Owner

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    Re: iMac performance claims a fudge-The new Intel-based iMac G5 is not much faster th

    Because "We suck less!" is the Linux motto.
     
  2. RoxyDJJulio

    RoxyDJJulio NI Product Owner

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    Because "We suck less!" is the Linux motto.
    Damit!
     
  3. PhilL

    PhilL Moderator Moderator

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    I thought "We suck less!" was a wives motto...
     
  4. RoxyDJJulio

    RoxyDJJulio NI Product Owner

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    double damit!! :)
     
  5. PhilL

    PhilL Moderator Moderator

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    So how about getting a nice pair of DotNets just for Valentines day?

    Phil
     
  6. RoxyDJJulio

    RoxyDJJulio NI Product Owner

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    using System;
    using Large.Boot;
    using Violence.Gratuitous

    namespace I.GotYer.DotNets.RightHere.Baby
    {
    class KickInTheDingDing
    {
    BillyBoy SuperBill = new BillyBoy();
    SuperBill.GetCahonies(TypeDotNet, CEOSuperSize, MegaPadding UTF-8Encoding)
    MadDog StevieOneDuh = new MadDog();
    StevieOneDuh.GotCahonies(False);
    StevieOneDuh.KungFu.type("Wuus");
    StevieOneDuh.scrollsLike("Butter");
    if SuperBill.Meet(StevieOneDuh)
    {
    If StevieOneDuh.KickBillInNuts(Hard)
    {
    SuperBill.Laugh(Long Evil, Loud, Insane);
    SuperBill.DotNets(Show, StevieOneDuh);
    StevieOneDuh.EyesWide(Really Big);
    StevieOneDuh.cry.LikeGirl();
    SuperBill.Say("I sh!t bigger Apple than you 'fore breakfast StevieOneAhh, Bow down 'fore my superior DotNets and suck less mullet-head Hippy Boy!");
    }
    OSX.FirstVirus(Office4Mac)
    Office4Mac.Infect.NotSoFast(McBook-Pro);
    Office4Mac.MakeOSXLookLikeVista = True;
    Office4Mac.MakeiLife06.LookLikeNotepad = True;
    McBookPro.RunsVista = True;
    CuteAndPrettyOSX.Corrupted(EvilVistaOS);

    McBookPro_OSX.Users.Disgusted = True;
    McBookPro_OSX.Users.GetLinux = True;
    McBookPro_OSX.Users.Realize("All Computah suck");
    PC.Users.alreadyKnowThis = True;
    McBook.User.JoinForces(PC.Users, NowCalled(SuckLess.Computer.Users));
    SuckLess.Computer.Users.See(DarkLord Intel = new DarkLord(Unveiled);
    superBill.Nervous(Like 'Sheep at Porn Party');
    }
    }

    }

    }
     
  8. Dj Hobbes

    Dj Hobbes NI Product Owner

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    Re: iMac performance claims a fudge-The new Intel-based iMac G5 is not much faster th

    That Phil guy just ain't right!
     
  9. RoxyDJJulio

    RoxyDJJulio NI Product Owner

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    Sheep at A Porn Party! PhilL How Inappropriate!!! have you not seen broke back mountain. this film forever dispels the myth about american's and sheep. now that might be different for folks from remote places like new Zealand or Chicago but now that they have cable and VHS tapes. I suspect that the fascination with television and the Fox News Channel, we will finaly close this sad chapter of human and animal sex for good.
     
  10. Dj Hobbes

    Dj Hobbes NI Product Owner

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    Re: iMac performance claims a fudge-The new Intel-based iMac G5 is not much faster th

    Nice response!
     
  11. PhilL

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    Americans and Sheep!!!!!! BAAAAAAAAAAH.......... humbug BAAAAAAAHHH

    Why do you think N.Z's population is 4 million people and 65 million sheep ?.... Lots of busy lads thats why.... ;)
     
  12. RoxyDJJulio

    RoxyDJJulio NI Product Owner

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    "4 million people and 65 million sheep"
    You guys must be horny'er than Michael Jackson at Boys camp!
     
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